Swim for the music.

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r4ckcitybitchxo:

So Will Smith rapped The Fresh Prince theme song on The Graham Norton show and it was THE GREATEST THING EVER.

you know, I fucking love that show. and I fucking love Take that. this is probably as good as it gets. AAAAAHAHjfskjfdkjdkjfkj!!!!

This is my new favourite thing! Also his speech on getting attached to TV programmes… he understands!

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1950's lyrics:
Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics:
When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics:
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics:
Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.

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cottard:

The Avengers Theme by Alan Silvestri

PLUG YOUR HEADPHONES BEFORE LISTENING

oh mY GOD 

*awed silence*

I actually feel like I could be a superhero when I listen to this.

I have this on my ipod and listen to it when walking around… sometimes I need to remind myself I’m not actually a superhero and if I started jumping about people would worry!

(Source: ihaveanarmy-wehaveahulk, via assvengersassemble)

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